Motivational Musings…Finding Extraordinary in the Ordinary
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Have you ever received a forwarded email that was so darn cute or funny you just HAD to share?
Sometimes I get the STUPIDEST emails forwarded to me and I think, “Why on EARTH would someone think that by forwarding this email to everyone on their list that Bill Gates is going to give them money or a new computer or change his will to leave everything to them???” (Ok, so the will part was just a WEEEEEEE bit exaggerated, but holy crap, why do people fall for that stuff?)
Oh, and most have the added, “I know this probably isn’t true, but just in case…”
Excuse me while I wait for something really funny to come across my computer screen because I sent this to my entire address book…
Ok, so now I’m stepping right down off of my soapbox and getting back to the regularly scheduled blog post…
Seriously, folks, I do get some ridiculous forwards, but from time to time, I get some really cute ones.
Today, a coworker sent me the following email. Not sure where it came from, but I couldn’t help but smile with every line as the “awwwwww factor” was so prevalent.
Without further ado, I give you…
What Is Butt Dust ???
What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust’? Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget .
This particular Sunday sermon…’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’
Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles….
Wasn’t that just the cutest???
I’m sure all parents have great kid stories. I’ll never forget when my daughter was young and we went to McDonald’s and they gave her a girl toy that was pretty lame when the boy ones were pretty awesome and something from a movie that was out at that time and she walked back up to the counter and said:
“I’d like to have a boy toy.”
The lady burst out laughing and so did everyone else behind the counter because the lady said, “Wouldn’t we all, honey!”
Gotta love those moments!
What cute kid stories do you have?
Share them here and spread the smiles!
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2 Responses
K.C.
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:09 am
1Oh… Please go back on your soapbox!!! Those emails are like my biggest pet peave ever. (Must read my Spam Bait discussion my website solutions fb page.) Thank you for blogging it instead of forwarding it.
And “butt dust” wasn’t nearly as funny as “boy toy”! ROFLMAO!
Angie
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:23 pm
2Trust me, K.C., they drive me nuts too! (as if you couldn’t tell…LOL)
I’ll check out that discussion!
Glad you liked the “boy toy” story! It was too funny!!!
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